If you talked less and moved more… you’d be shredded.
This Men’s Triblend Crew features the bold and brutally funny “If You Ran Like Your Mouth You’d Be Shredded” design, paired with a custom Tactical Descent neck label for a premium athletic finish. Ideal for lifters, runners, and gym-goers who love humor with their hustle.
Made from ultra-soft, durable triblend fabric, this tee delivers unbeatable comfort, breathability, stretch, and a clean athletic fit. Whether you’re hitting cardio, grinding through strength training, or keeping it real in everyday gym life, this shirt represents the Tactical Descent blend of discipline + attitude.
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Bold, funny “If You Ran Like Your Mouth You’d Be Shredded” print
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Custom Tactical Descent neck label
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Ultra-soft cotton/poly/rayon triblend
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Lightweight, breathable, and durable
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Excellent stretch for training
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Modern athletic fit
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Perfect for gym wear, conditioning, and lifestyle apparel
- 4.3 oz.,
- Tri-blend (50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey)
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.5" | 16.75" | 7.375" |
| S | 27.5" | 18.25" | 7.75" |
| M | 28.5" | 19.75" | 8.125" |
| L | 29.5" | 21.25" | 8.5" |
| XL | 30.5" | 22.75" | 8.875" |
| 2XL | 31.5" | 24.75" | 9.25" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 26.75" | 9.625" |